I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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