he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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