i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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