I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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