I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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