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go home
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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