Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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