Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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