...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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