Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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