whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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