What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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