He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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