well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize