Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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