Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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