As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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