that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Panties = found
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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