that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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