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I feel like abortions should bother me more
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Text me some of your sweat
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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