she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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