Me too!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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