She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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