i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I will be naked everywhere
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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