you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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