so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I need help removing her.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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