Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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