Christians are straight up FREAKS
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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