No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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