You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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