I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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