you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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