I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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