Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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