Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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