In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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