new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Randomize