No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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