I feel great
I just peed on a car
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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