I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
