do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i now understand why vodka
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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