what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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