Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Randomize