Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
