I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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