You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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