Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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