the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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