I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
