My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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