That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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