At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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