it wasn't lemon gatorade
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
