Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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