yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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