just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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