bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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