I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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