I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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